Friday, February 25, 2011

Homemade Ice Cream & Murdered Merangue

Two posts in one day! I just wanted to give a quick nod to last weekend.

My sister has decided to make a specialty of homemade ice cream. Her first concoction was the perfect execution of this recipe for blueberry ice cream. The lightly crushed and occasionally intact, fresh, raw blueberries were shockingly good--enough to disrupt some of my stereotypes about putting fruit in ice cream. (Like "the fruit must always be cooked first" and "the fruit will taste a little mediocre" and "raw blueberries are too sour for this.")

Her second concoction, the second night I crashed on her couch, was a recipe of her own invention. Apple crisp ice cream. She made a spiced apple compote in a saucepan, using fresh apples, and chilled it. She made a toasted, crunchy crumble out of oats, flour, butter and brown sugar. Both were stirred into the completely from-scratch vanilla ice cream batter, and froze right into it. It was amazing, and I hope to publish the recipe later if she'll write it down for me.





While my sister assembled the yolk and milk mixtures, I was left with two nights worth of egg whites. I stood in the kitchen with her, but my help was infrequently required. I decided to attempt a simple mousse without reading any mousse recipes.

Unfortunately, the available resources were a bit scant, so I found myself whipping the bowl of egg whites with a salad fork, for want of a mixer or whisk.

Check it out:


Actual, standing egg whites whipped in an absurdly low-tech way. I think it took me two hours.

Unfortunately, I made a fatal mistake immediately afterward. I folded the beautiful meringue into hot, sweetened, chocolatey milk without removing the scalded milk mixture from the stove. The egg whites cooked far too much (they actually boiled!!!), and my would-be mousse developed an unfortunate texture, a bit like it was full of tiny, sand-like grains of rubber.

Here is a photo of my dashed dreams and public shame:


Woe is me.

Luckily, my sister's ice cream was ready around the same time that I concluded that I could not keep eating my experiment. We watched Community and all was well.

Punk Rock Comfort Food

Practically everybody I know has their own different definition for what punk rock is, and there are frequent disagreements over the details when the subject comes up.

However, this is my blog, and I will write from my perspective. To me, punk must be vulgar. It must be, or appear to be, remedial. Not necessarily due to a lack of advanced ability, but due to an ethic that a sloppy half-effort is a liberating and equalizing effort. Punk also ought to set the stage for creating social links to other oddballs--a sort of mixed-up social slurry, a strange cultural catch-all for misfits. A supportive punk family/tribe/scene/whatever can make an essential lifeline in times of crisis, something that I have gratefully experienced firsthand.

Beyond this sociological understanding, there are also specifics regarding the punk rock art movement in its different stages over the last 40 years. These deserve thorough analysis at another time, in something other than a food blog.

Anyway.

I finally watched the movie Repo Man for the first time today.

I decided to eat a big meal while watching the movie, to help prepare my body for my scheduled blood donation this afternoon. Because of the movie, I was feeling proud of how playful, rebellious and vulgar I naturally am. I wanted to revel in my own not-giving-a-damn-about-the-rules-ness in a tangible and appropriately disgusting way. So this is what I did:







I hacked off part of a raw cabbage, covered it in shredded cheese and microwaved it for two minutes. It tasted like bad ideas and freedom.

I will definitely do this again, but with more cabbage and less cheese next time, so I don't clog my blood recipient's arteries too badly.*

Salut! To your health! Happy eating! Bon voyage!


*An interesting side note for those who may be curious: I was rejected by the blood bank for having a head cold today. I will try again next week. I hear that donating blood is a great way to get really, really drowsy, and while I already love naps and I sleep ok at night, I haven't had a proper knocked-right-out, serious sleep in a while. Maybe I'll be up to it next week!

Monday, January 24, 2011

Happy Welch Rarebit Day!

Somewhere between exercise and brunch this morning, I checked Facebook and was delighted to learn from the British Cheese Board (of COURSE I follow them on Facebook) that today is National (in the UK at least) Welch Rarebit Day!

Lacking the ingredients to make the recipe they provided, I decided to experiment a little. This wonderful brunch is what I came up with:





I sliced the heel of a baguette so that the bottom of a little baking dish was lined with bread.

I mixed about 2-3 heaping tablespoons of neufchâtel cheese with a drizzle (about 1/2 tsp) of A1 steak sauce with a smaller drizzle (about 1/3 tsp) of spicy brown mustard. When combined, this mixture had the approximate color of French vanilla ice cream.

After spreading the seasoned neufchâtel on the bread, I sprinkled a layer of shredded, sharp cheddar on top and broiled the whole thing until the cheese had melted and just started to evenly bubble and brown.

The result is fluffy, creamy and toasty with a slight crunch on the outside. The texture reminds me a little of roasted marshmallows.

When preparing this again, I will need to shift the neufchâtel to sharp cheddar ratio a little, in favor of more cheddar and less neufchâtel. I could stand to have more greasy crunch next time.

But all-in-all, I am satisfied. This was a wonderful Blue Monday brunch!

Monday, December 27, 2010

Holiday Food Highlights

Mind you, during the mad holiday shuffle of the last two days, I did not decide to photograph every amazing food that I was lucky enough to partake in. But I did snap some quick pictures during two quiet moments:





Decorating my creatively shaped gingerbread cookies
with my two nieces at my husband's parents' house.
What's more festive than the Batman logo?


My dad's brie en crute. Brie cheese wrapped in puff pastry,
with a layer of dried cherries and fresh rosemary from his
garden between the cheese and its top crust. Fan-tastic.


Friday, December 24, 2010

Dinosaur Gingerbread Cookies!

So it's been Christmas eve for a little over an hour now. I am currently finishing up a cookie baking marathon of modestly epic proportion. It is time... To bust out the dinosaur-shaped sandwich cutter for purposes of gingerbread.




Awesome.




Adorable, even though my hand was shaking a just liiiiiiittle bit from exhaustion, blurring the photo ever so slightly.

I only hope that I do not anthropomorphize these cookies so seriously that I cannot eat them tomorrow after decorating them with family.

Good night, internet!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Oh wow, Ham Bow

I am right now, at this very moment, in the Hawaii BBQ Restaurant in Seattle's University District with my wonderful friend Jessica Salas. This is one of her old UW haunts, and we are hiding from worry and enjoying an afternoon out. What could be finer?

The ham bow is amazing. I don't know if it's the best in the city, because I haven't eaten all of the ham bow in the city. But it completely trumps the stuff I usually get at the Redmond Uwajamaya.

Also, this bun is about 4" to 5" across, really hearty, and at $2.29 it is actually cheaper than cooking a meal at home.









IS this the meaning of life? I am not qualified to say. But... probably. Probably yes.






Relaxed decor, brilliant food.






Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Good Egg, Bad Egg

Oh food blog, how I have neglected you. I have so many articles ready to write, all of which I have been selfishly hoarding inside of my own head like so many gold teeth and fancy microchips.

To ease myself into the purging of so much unwritten material, I need to start off with something simple. Something charming. Something illuminating. Something...

I have it!

Some time ago, I had the grand fortune to finally encounter a rotten egg for the first time in my adult life. I threw it out with the shell still intact, but not before getting to finally perform the classic "Does it float?" rotten egg test. Goody!

Observe:

This lovely egg waited too long in the fridge, and now it floats.



This egg was purchased moments after the above
discovery. It is new and does not float.


SCIENCE!!!